truckload of trouble

mysterymeat237:

its sooooo ugly how confident so many dudes are in producing the most average music and art … … . .…… ..  where is their shame …   why did i get taught so much more shame than is useful to me 

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If your mom was on SNAPCHAT 👻

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@cipotaa 😂

@pkm-151 @makilikesflowers

I’m dying haha

Omg I wanna buy my mom a smartphone so she could snap me 😭

This is so cute!! My mom had a snapchat for like two days but my sister logged her out and she couldnt remember her password 💔😭

@burritoemoji

@flipphoneeva too real omfg!!!!!!!!

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sugahcake:

9 out of 10 most straight male photographers are literally just trying to fuck and see your nipple

how many light skin bitches in white american apparel  leotards pictures are you gonna take with bum cheek out??? how many?????!! they might as well make photo copies of terry richardson predatory shit and not take advantage of 18yro girls with no sense by taking either ugly or ridiculous photos of them

a 12yro girl that take photos of pretty flowers and her friends has more depth  and artistic integrity on her camera  than 99% of male amateur photographers and im not even saying this as a slight to those 12yro girls cause half the time they actually put some thought into what theyre doing unlike these clowns 

at this point these guys are just trying to take pictures of naked women in interesting ways regardless of how silly it is

most female photographers are so insecure about their shit but these men?? someone please break their spirit cause im tired 

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*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

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I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

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there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter
Tryge (pronounced Trig)
Loots
Pocket
Aughyst (pronounced August)
Taileigh
Lotiss
Leviathin (yes spelled like that)
Bacchus
Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

This shit is hilarious

@kaiiwooo

I can’t

47 month old.

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

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